Mirror, Mirror

After perusing the pages of candid camera pics on People of Walmart, I realize there is a horrific shortage of mirrors in this country. If the federal government can provide free cell phones, health care, and housing, why won't they do the entire nation a huge favor and make sure there is at least ONE mirror in every home? After all if a minority of the populace suffers from a major lack of self respect, why should the majority of us have to suffer too?

Everyone makes fashion mistakes, but the key is to learn from them, and adjust accordingly. Yet, thanks to cell phone cameras, and the internet, America has been made painfully aware that when it comes to some folk's wardrobes, and personal appearances, school let out a long time ago.  Perhaps I'm just a stickler when it comes to looking my best. I know I'm a plus sized woman, therefore I strive to dress in a manner than shows off my best features, while minimizing the worst. I don't have any qualms about showing some cleavage, after all if his eyes are on the boobs, he's not paying attention to the train wreck from the waist down.  But, there is a huge difference between flaunting a firm, uplifted bosom, and Holy Shit that lady's got four arms!!!

So, large breasted women of America, lets all try to set a precedent by supporting ourselves first and foremost. Invest in a good, under wire bra, even though it might not be the most comfortable thing you'll wear, I promise you will be UPLIFTED physically and mentally!  Also, remember fashion rule number one: Just because it fits, doesn't mean you should wear it.  Don't let the mental image of how you wished you looked, get confused with your actual visual image. Do yourself and the rest of humanity a favor, check that reflection before you go public sporting a tube top, and booty shorts.

In the long run, it's what's on the inside that really matters, as beauty is only skin deep. But just keep in mind that while outer beauty will never hide inner ugly, it might help keep you out of jail, and off the internet.